Oh My Fool Life - Compulsion

And so I came to this world

And then I blew it

I bought a puzzle to play, I couldn’t do it

I told a joke to my friends, but they all knew it

I tried to laugh my way out, but they saw through it

I think I’ll bury my head and just get through it

On my fool life

I saw a robbery once, I was a witness

Somebody called the police, they said who did this

And I described them so well, in about a minute

The they looked at me then, you’d think I did it

On my fool life

I had a friend in distress, he was a good friend

It wasn’t happening between him and his girlfriend

I tried to sort it all out and talk to her friend

But then I got to her house I found that I’d no friends

Oh my fool life

I got a linguaphone course, so I could learn french

I went to calais one day, so I could speak french

I got confused at the dock in the confusion

'welkom meneer rechts rijden in hoek van holland'

Oh my fool life