Don't Touch My Tools. - Drench

Son, I got more tractors than women you have slept with

Coochie, beer, and titties, and that’s what I eat for breakfast

Yeah, my rednecks always shootin', so you can call us Netflix

My farm animals love me 'cause I give 'em the best dick

Don’t touch my tools and don’t touch my daughter (Don't you touch 'em)

You know I’m Drench, man, I got that water (Splash)

If you touch both, then you I will slaughter (Cut)

Don’t touch my tools, man, don’t touch my daughter (Don't touch 'em)

D-don't touch 'em, boy, yeah, I got it on my shirt (Whoo!)

You put your filthy hands on her, I’ll put you in a hearse (Dead)

I’m a crazy, wild redneck, just in case you haven’t heard (Whoo!)

I like tractors, tits, and beer 'cause I’m not a little nerd

You talkin' 'bout a calculator

I can’t do math, so I’ll see ya later

I’m just gonna go and use my tools to fix the radiator

You come and touch my tools, I will end you, that’s a promise

I’ll cut you into little bits and feed you to my llamas

And then just to go rub it in, I’ll go and pipe your mama (Yeehaw!)

Don’t touch my tools and don’t touch my daughter (Don't you touch 'em)

You know I’m Drench, man, I got that water (Splash)

If you touch both, then you I will slaughter (Cut)

Don’t touch my tools, man, don’t touch my daughter (Don't touch 'em)

Don’t touch my tools, don’t touch my daughter, this is just a warnin' (Yup)

Wake up, and chew a pound of dip, and, yes, it’s every mornin' (Bitch)

I know my daughter’s hot 'cause, trust me, I’ve been adorin' (So fine)

But you just barely touch her, and, to you, I’ll get deformin'

Watch your hands, boy

My tools are sharp

Us country folk all alike

Beer does fix us everything

It helps me not think about my stupid boss

And it helps me think about beers tomorrow

Beers after tomorrow