Brand New Machine - Nasty Jack, Teddy Bruckshot, Stormin

At the end of the year, me ah put out mi likkle CD

Dem ah gwan look Shotta Music inna HMV

Me ah re-up, re-up three times in a week

Logan Sama, KISS 100, him ah beat my tune every week

Still the likkle pussyhole deh pon di forum

Still ah chat bare fuckery like dem boy kn-kn-know me

Me nuh care about which MC

Dem eediat select fi be top three

None of dem boy dere can top ah top me

Man are K-I-N-G inna weezy

Please don’t violate me or me squeezy

Man are bloodclart shower, man are inna greazy

Response fi A-B-C-D-E-F-G

Red like the flow like Egyptian sea

See, me, I’m a beast, me nuh easy

When it comes to the P, don’t play with me-me

Big up all the fans that stay with me-me-me

And certain DJ nuh wan' fi play me-me

Tings dem ah play, me nuh too rate it-it

Wanker, please stop masturbate me-me

Go suck your nan pon the R-E-diddy

This song me sing for all of dem fassies

Me have a brand new machine-a

fire sixteen-a

Me have plenty magazine-a

Me have a brand new machine-a

fire sixteen-a

Me have plenty magazine-a

Me have mi new brand machine

Nasty Jack, me have me gun pon teeth

I will let my ting dem beat

Leng dem right down or retreat

They wan' see me in the cemetery

Six foot deep under concrete

I man Jack crazy like T

I can see you but you can’t see me

If me dead then let me haunt him

Watch me bloodclart rise out di coffin

Stop laughing, the .44 ras him

And me nuh smoke with batty boy artists

And me nuh beg friend, dem look like target

And put the market

Like the Red Sea, watch me part it

Send him ah church fi confess in the morning

Me have a brand new machine-a

fire sixteen-a

Me have plenty magazine-a

Me have a brand new machine-a

fire sixteen-a

Me have plenty magazine-a

cuh me ride in West

Me have me ting and my bulletproof vest

Ready fi mek my ting dem sting

If they try to violate me

Me nuh write fi dem, me write chest

But the bad mind wan' still see me dead

I just want to live in peace

If that means I’ll haffi squeeze

Askaleng, yeah, me squeeze dem

On the floor is where me leave dem

Make their mother and father grieve dem

Poom poom? Yeah, we beat dem

Let off some bloodclart dog fi eat dem

No balaclava, me nuh decieve dem

Fassy, me nuh need dem

Make some fucking gunshot greaze dem

Me have a brand new machine-a

fire sixteen-a

Me have plenty magazine-a

Me have a brand new machine-a

fire sixteen-a

Me have plenty magazine-a

Yo, me have my gun and it’s my friend

.44, .32 and MAC-10

Sixteen round, me na borrow or lend

Bun police dem

24/7, me have my skeng

Shootout in Waterhouse with Mr Leng

Come back to England, money me ah spend

Next time round, reach back again

Only me darg ask who me defend

Na sit down, me na talk with dem

Like BT, me nuh link with them

Me na like them, we despise them

We na stand up, talk, fight with dem

Crank off the ting and shoot all of dem

Shoot after Tony, Peter and Len and me shoot it again

And we nuh going on a video with trident

Me have a brand new machine-a

fire sixteen-a

Me have plenty magazine-a

Me have a brand new machine-a

fire sixteen-a

Me have plenty magazine-a

Mmm

So me come back ah bloodclart England, me haffi find my gun

Me nuh play about with no dibby dibby likkle .22 or likkle foolish .42

Me ah badboy, man, me ah rinse off di big .45 askaleng business

Cha, pop it

What the fuck, man?

Why’s my champagne so warm?

Listen, unnu better go and get me a nice freezing cold champagne before me come

kill you with me big .45

Me get an AK, you know

Big tings me ah pop off

Bloodclart foolishness