I Love Trash - Oscar the Grouch

Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Yeah, I love trash, yeah

I got me a sneaker that’s tattered and worn

It’s all full of holes and the laces are torn

A gift from my mom the day I was born

I love it because it’s trash

Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Oh, I dig trash

I got me a newspaper thirteen months old

I wrapped fish, it’s smelly and cold

But I wouldn’t trade it for a big pot o' gold

I love it because it’s trash

I love it because it’s trash

I got a clock that won’t work

And an old microphone

A broken umbrella and a rusty trombone

And I am delighted to call them my own!

I love them because they’re trash

Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Yeah, I love, I love trash!

Anything dirty (Dirty) or dingy (Dingy) or dusty (Dusty)

Anything ragged (Ragged) or rotten (Rotten) or rusty (Rusty)

Yeah, I love, I love trash!

I take trash, I take, I take trash, I take trash

I wanna take all the trash

Who me? Forget about it!