Quickstart Overview - Strong Bad

This is the Quickstart Overview

I’mma tell you all the things that you’re supposed to do

The facts are many, but details are view

So come on and listen to my overview

Now Trogdor is a game that’s cooperative

You can play it by yourself or with your stepmom’s kids

And if you wanna find out what the object is

Just remember all the awesome stuff that Trogdor did

Number 1: Burninate the countryside

Flip all the tiles to the side that’s fried

Number 2: Burninate the peasants

Clear the board of the presence

Of these persons

In order to defeat 'em, you can eat 'em or burn 'em

That’ll learn 'em!

Number 3: The thatch-roof cottages

There’s only three of these, but the problem is

You gotta inundate these domiciles with burnination

Before you can incinerate them from creation

That sounds easy

For Trogdor, anyways

So what’s to stop his beefy arm from winnin' the game?

You got the knights, the archers, and the Troghammer

Wanna steal all the peasants from your Trog-meter

And undo all your hard-earned burnination

Fixin' tiles and roofs of peasant habitations

And if they hit ya when you’re all out of energy

Just watch what happens when Trogdor gets angry

Oooh!

I’m talkin' rage-quits, table flips, takes his toys and splits!

This is the Quickstart Overview

I’mma tell you all the things that you’re supposed to do

The facts are many, but details are view

So come on and listen to my overview!

(Oh, the overview!

It’s like a view from above!

Where you can see everything in…

Uh, broad strokes…)