Long White Beard - They Might Be Giants, Robin Goldwasser

Everything I say is true\nAnd for your delight\nI have such a tale for you\nCan you stand the excitement?\nI had a beautiful sleep\nAnd I had some beautiful dreams\nMy family was there\nAnd we laughed and we laughed\nThe alarm clock rang and I gasped\nI woke up with a long white beard\nA long white beard\nA long white beard\nLike Zeus on Mount Olympus\nWith a long white beard\nAnd eyebrows most surprisingly long\nLast night I walked in my sleep\nAnd last night I talked while I dreamed\nMy grandma was there\nAnd she gave me some cocoa\nBut when I awoke, it was loco\nI woke up with a ten foot tail\nA ten foot tail\nA ten foot tail\nAnd just like a sleepwalker\nWith a ten foot tail\nSome collectables were knocked to the ground