Human Cannonball - Webb Wilder

Saw the ad in the paper

Said the hell with it all

Took a gig with the circus

As the human cannonball

It didn’t take long

To learn my trade

Very first show, man

I blew the folks away

Now the job’s a little risky

But I’m my own boss

I gotta tell ya, Jack

It really gets me off

I live in a tent with

The world’s strongest man

When I met the mother

Like to broke my hand

My baby she’s a lady

In the high wire act

When I’m feeling tense

She walks on my back

Now the pay’s OK

The benefits are great

I get to shoot the bull

With the world’s smartest ape

Ahh hahhh

I’m the human cannonball

I’m the human cannonball y’all

Well I’m a hot shot

I’m a cool breeze

Underneath the big top

I’m the big cheese

I lay it on the line

Let it all hang

When I go least I know

I’ll go with a bang

I reckon I’m living

Every kid’s dream

It’s a buzz its a gas

It’s a real scream

Ahh hahhh

I’m the human cannonball

I’m the human cannonball y’all

Yeah…

Alright folks just make yourself at home

Have a snow cone and enjoy the show

They put me on the cover

Of the USA TODAY

Tell the world what the

Human cannonball got to say

On the Carson show

They said «HC.

What you do you got to be

Right out of your tree»

Well it’s a little risky

But I’m my own boss

I got to tell you, John

It really gets me off

Ahh hahhh

I’m the human cannonball

I’m the human cannonball y’all

I’m the human cannonball

I’m the human cannonball y’all

Yeah…

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Now blast off!

I said… Blast Off

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