A. S. M. R. - Peter Cat

I don’t crave any physical touch

Truth be told, I don’t like it that much

All I need is a strong signal

And my AKG K550s

I’m not after somebody to love

Nor’s my right hand in need of a glove

Everything I could want is right here

Nestled snugly between my ears

I’ll sing along

My favourite song

I don’t really mean to give you a fright

So I’ll keep myself to myself, out of sight

I don’t crave any physical touch

Truth be told, I don’t like it that much

All I need is a strong signal

And my AKG K550s

Maybe I’ll check into a hotel

Maybe I’ll buy a book that she sells

Maybe I’ll let her comb through my hair

I don’t care just as long as she is there

I’ll sing along

My favourite song

It’s 2017 so do what you like

Just as long as you roll into work right on time

OK, OK, OK I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to creep you out I’m a well-adjusted prson,

really Just like you, more or lss I don’t stand stock-still in the middle of

Morrisons for minutes on end And my mouth doesn’t gum up whenever the checkout

girl asks if I’d like a bag This is just a choice I make, and I’m an outlier

Because ultimately, isn’t this the way we’re all headed? In thrall to some

ideal image? Or am I just spending too much time on Reddit again?

You be the judge

I don’t crave any physical touch

Truth be told, I don’t like it that much

All I need is a strong signal

And my AKG K550s

I’m not after somebody to love

Nor’s my right hand in need of a glove

Everything I could want is right here

Everything I need to be a human being