Planet Perfecto - Peter Cat

I heard people talk about it for weeks

Its name made it sound like some eighth, unheard-of circle of hell What vile

tortures awaited me there, I thought

Eating a Galaxy Caramel and waiting for the train

I had to stand by myself for half an hour

Shivering in the October cold

Because everybody said «don't bring a jacket»

And with my chest puffed up pathetically

I thought, «how come you never shiver?

How come you never shiver?»

I was terrified of the Round Room

Two hundrd heads all bouncing in unison

Two hundred caps all peaking in cstasy

Or at least they would be, two or three years from now

But in this moment we’re all just potential

And every little thing seems so essential

So before we all go fucking mental

Let me tell you how I feel tonight

You and me on Planet Perfecto

I adore you more than life itself

But I just don’t know what to do with this love

Other than bury it deep down inside

Deep down inside

It was my birthday in three days

And as I hung back in a daze

I saw you manifested in dry ice and gauze

You leaned in close and asked if I was ready for my present

And somewhere up there

JFK replied, «of course»

A kiss that feels like an eternity

Even though you’re counting every second

How much longer to go 'til it’s canonical?

Another thirteen and a half, I reckon

You and me on Planet Perfecto

I adore you more than life itself

But I just don’t know what to do with this love

Other than bury it deep down inside