Get Bumpsy (An Attempt to Bring Back a Range of Obsolete Vocabulary) - Brett Domino

Roll up at the club looking FLIPPERCANORIOUS

Got my SPATTERDASHES on and I‘m feeling LUSORIOUS

Ladies like EGAD! when they see me moving across the dancefloor

A chance for some potential FIRKYTOODLING

Yeah

Step into my SYMPSOSIUM

We be CONJOBBLING and FRECKING up on the podium

Spent the day BANG-A-BONKING down by the gully

Now it’s QUAFFTIDE, you wanna get BUMPSY

Get BUMPSY

Get BUMPSY

Grab yo tankard ‘cause it’s gonna get clumsy

BEEP BEEP

Uh. All aboard the MUCKIBUS

Getting BENE-BOWSIE

Every last one of us

So give me some NIPPITATY

It‘s time to get SCAMMERED

We don’t stop until the KATZENJAMMER

Get BUMPSY

Get BUMPSY

Uh, Yeah. Get BUMPSY

Yes. It’s the B-R-E double-T Domino

Bringing back terminology you probably don’t know

Not even in your memory

A different century

A whole vocabulary ‘bout to go the way of the dodo